sOmpel

to be no gender, nationality, or species; to be sOmpel is to be equal in every way.

Bro you're so basic that you're sOmpel!

by a s0mpel man October 17, 2020

Sommeliar

Someone that pretends to know everything about wine but they're actually full of shit

Jørgen said he could taste plums and chocolate in that white wine.. What a sommeliar

by kyros August 7, 2016

fart sommelier

A fart sommelier (pronounced /sʌməlˈjeɪ/, French pronunciation: sɔməlje), or fart steward, is a trained and knowledgeable fart professional, commonly working in fine restaurants, who specializes in all aspects of farts. This individual can smell and identify all aspects of a fart including beverage and food consumption, length of time "brewing", and identify certain digestional defects.

I am a fart sommelier. I smell a hint of sharp cheddar cheese with a taste of freshly squeezed orange juice, also a small sample of stomache cancer in your fart.

by allupinya4040 August 31, 2010

Somello

The name applied to a widespread form of social control, meant to impose docility and conformity on a large population in order to better consolidate power. Usually drive honda pilots.

People in my somello nation are this way, but people in your somello are obviously different.

by somellonation August 24, 2011

semen sommelier

An expert at tasting semen

That chick sucks so many dicks she's like a semen sommelier

by Pole cat March 3, 2014

Someplete

Partially completed

Somewhat complete

Not fully finished

A work in progress

My project is someplete, it needs a little more work.

by Vonn Magnin March 3, 2008

sopel

to sacrifice yourself for the greater good, ie. blocking with your body

Madden totally pulled a sopel and blocked that shot!!!

by Mime with Tourette's May 4, 2010