Simpelicous 

A cute/hot simp

He is such a Simpelicous

Simpelicous by imaniggathatspeaksfacts April 19, 2021

simplicious 

1. Simply good, simply delectable, simply delicious. Like salt, use it sparingly to add a twinge of spice and sophistication to any conversation.


2. An uncommon moniker for males. Stems from Saint Simplicious (1351-1392), the patron saint of silly names.

1.
After dinner:
"Oh Sebastian, the Beef Wellington was simplicious!"

After the ballgame:
"That umpire's calls were all shit. Totally NOT simplicious, dude."

After sex:
"Sweet Jesu, Gwendolyn, where ever did you learn to do the cocoa steamer? Simplicious!"


2.
"Yo Simplicious, get your ass over to Tommy's house before I shank you."

simplicious by seductivedad February 17, 2009

Multis Simperious 

A person who has gone on to a level higher than simping

He was multis simperious

Multis Simperious by Cube ka will ur dj j4 v go to September 17, 2020

Simpalicous 

It is the feeling you get when you know your simping for someone .

"Hey, do you still like that girl?"

"Yeah, I'm a little simpalicous"
"Ew, get outta here you disgrace to humanity!"

Simpalicous by Simp Master ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ June 8, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019