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sKorch

A sex move which involves finishing in a condom, taking it off and slapping the woman across the face with it.

Coined by Steve Covino of the Covino and Rich show
by JoshinWinnipeg May 1, 2009
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A storch in time saves nine

A storch in time saves nine, is Morman slang for using protection.
"Honey, don't forget a storch in time saves nine."
by George_Orwell 1984 May 11, 2020
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Skoochie Doochie

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.
He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.
by Fart Industries March 26, 2022
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Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.
O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.
by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020
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Scorched Mexican Policy

Noun referring to a Hispanic contingent that has received excessive exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays. Also known as Mexican sunburn.
What's with the Scorched Mexican Policy, Holmes ? Haven't you ever heard of sunblock ?
by Juan del Tostada April 4, 2013
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Slorch

You guys wanna go hangout on the slorch?
by Bricks22 September 25, 2019
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skouche

Noun: a substance usually pertaining to alcohol or weed
Verb: the action of drinking or smoking
Skouched: pertains to someone who has become intoxicated to a level of greatness
Skoucher: someone who gets intoxicated with you or someone who is intoxicated on a regular basis

A popular term among college and high school students that relates to weed and alcohol. It is a substitute for the simple terms of drunk or high, but unique enough to separate itself from other common party slang such as keyed or faded. Skouche seperates itself by being able to take many forms such as skouche, skouched, and a skoucher. For example you can't call someone a key, just because they are keyed or smoke a lot, but you can call someone a skoucher if they have drank or smoked, or if they are intoxicated quite often. Skouche best replaces the term crossed, the state of being drunk and high, because skouche can relate to being drunk and high or both.

First coined in Delta Fraternity of WWU
"dude... you are so skouched right now."
"hey bro, want to go skouche."
"how skouched are you right now?"
"oh hey! what's up skoucher!?"
"ay did you grab the skouche bro?"
"i was so skouched last night."
"i'm really tryna get skouched right now!"
by skoucher June 11, 2018
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