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suck my clit
"Hey boy! S my C! I like it dirtaay" - Kylie

"Ehhh thats kinda nasty...." -Boyfriend
s my c by chickenbanananas March 27, 2009

S on my C 

Suck On my Clit similar to the male version S on My D (suck on my dick)
Kelly- Sharon is such a slut

Sharon-I heard that b**Ch F**k u nd S on My C
S on my C by Sha Baby May 7, 2008

That's my cue

A line spoken when you know it's time to walk out of the room to leave an uncomfortable situation or argument.
Situation 1:

Wife: I found a xerox box full of porn in the closet. What the hell Jim?
Husband: Well, I wouldn't need porn if you would put out more than once a month!
Me: That's my cue...See you guys later!

Situation 2:
Jill: Eww gross! The dog had diarrhea on the carpet again Sean!
Sean: That's my cue...I'll be at the bar if you need me.

dude where's my car? 

One of the shibbiest movies ever. Has a lot of really awsome jokes.
1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"

dude, where's my car? 

what you say when you can't find your car.
"dude where's my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"

Where's my Cake 

The main thing Alex Boskovski said to someone in a Snapchat story.
Hey, Where's my Cake?
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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