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Kay's bed 

A once clean turned nasty ass bed that everyone loves to have wild, kinky sex on.
Kay's bed is so nasty by now! I can only imagine what that thing has been through! That thing is PUTRID.

EEWWWWW HOW DOES KAY SLEEP AT NIGHT?!?!
Kay's bed by sodium!! December 12, 2019

Kenzie Kay’s Property 

You see Jennica Mendez? Yeah she’s Kenzie Kay’s property.
Kenzie Kay’s Property by Kenzie Kay December 25, 2017

The Devil's Kayak 

The vagina, box, or other creative references
Guy: Son, Karen hit me up last night.
Guy 2: You sail in the Devil's kayak?
Guy: To Hades and back bruh, to Hades and back.

kayayday's lie 

Something that became a meme after Kokichi Ouma misprounonced Kaede Akamatsu's name
Kokichi : But that's KAYAYDAY'S LIE, isn't it?

Smack Kayden’s ass day 

Person 1: hey it’s smack Kayden’s ass day

Person 2: I know that

#smackkayden’sassday

Kayden’s mom 

As Kayden’s mom, I took a lot of guys virginities
Kayden’s mom by Nibbatron March 21, 2019
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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