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Humphrey
A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.
“Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”