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Kay's bed
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A once
clean
turned nasty ass
bed
that
everyone
loves to have wild, kinky sex on.
Kay's
bed
is so nasty by now! I can only
imagine
what that thing has been through! That thing is PUTRID.
EEWWWWW HOW DOES KAY SLEEP AT
NIGHT
?!?!
Kay's bed
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sodium!!
December 12, 2019
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Kaz
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Kaz is a
Jew
. She claims to be an
atheist
at times, but that’s just because she doesn’
t
want to admit that she’s a Jew because she’s embarrassed 😂.
Kaz: Flamethrowers shall
burn
gamethrowers
Everyone else: Shut the
fuck up
JEW
Kaz
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sodium!!
December 12, 2019
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Humphrey
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A
unique
and versatile word to describe male genitals,
suspicious
packages from Big Sausage
Pizza
, and cockerels.
“Uh-oh! My humphrey is
hard
again.”
“Wtf? I’m a
guy
. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got
a jolly
good humphrey down there.”
Humphrey
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sodium!!
December 12, 2019
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