ryetard

(n) A person who is retarded from drinking too much rye.

If you drink too many rye and cokes, you'll become a ryetard.

"Whoa, that girl is totally hammered. She's ryetarded."

by Black@Heart November 21, 2009

ryetarded

When one becomes extremely intoxicated off of Rye Whiskey.

Open bar tonight? I'll be getting ryetarded

by Max Gordonness May 24, 2006