ryan g

Some dumbass whore who is a bitch ass hoe and needs to shut his gay ass up

Damn it all to hell, Ryan G is walking over, he needs to shut the Fuck up.

ryan g by Gilly3 April 4, 2018

Ryan G

Fagget that like to touch kids ball sacks

John: have you seen Devon, we were supposed to go to the clam

Tommy: nahhhhh I heard he was Ryan g’ing some kids at the park

Ryan G by Adamsdick March 20, 2020

Ryan the G

Ryan is the coolest person ever known in Canada
me and him go way back,
he is the best moose hunter I've ever known to man (if you see him don't tell him that)
he is the best at golf better than that one black guy that plays golf
he pulls every girl in Toronto with his 12 inch wang (un-erect btw)

if you ever see him ask for his autograph cause he's gonna be famous

Gerald: Omg you must be Ryan the G! Are the rumors true about your fat 12 incher?

Ryan the G: hell yeah man!

Gerald: WOW, can I get your autograph on my shirt!?
Ryan the G: Yeah of course man!

*signs shirt*

Ryan the G by tinkleberry3000 April 2, 2023

Ryan George 

Super Easy, Barely An Inconvenience.
Tight. Get off my back. Fair Enough.

I don't know. Did you forget to come up with some? Yeah yeah yeah. Wow wow wow.

The Ryan George Cinematic Universe (RGCU) is amazingly good!

Ryan George by handlethathasn'tbeenused September 8, 2019

Ryan Gosling 

a) A person who thinks they're literally Ryan Gosling, Especially from the movies Drive and BR2049.
b) A person with Ryan Gosling Syndrome, a disorder that affects ability to feel, communicate and behave normally.

Therapist: This 'Ryan Gosling'.. is he in the room with us right now?
Ryan Gosling: He is literally me.

Ryan Gosling by RG 2049 February 20, 2022

Ryan Gosling Syndrome

Ryan Gosling Syndrome is a disease that 14 year old boys contract after watching the hit movies Barbie, Drive, and Blade Runner 2049. It causes them to believe that they are “literally Ryan gosling” and whenever they see Ryan Gosling they have to point out that it’s them or they will spontaneously combust.

Boy 1: Did you hear Ben and Raf contracted Ryan Gosling Syndrome?

Boy 2: Yeah, I believe they saw the movie Barbie and now they both think they are Ryan Gosling.

Ryan Gosling Syndrome by BanjoPaintCan August 13, 2023

Ryan Gosling 

Literally me

Ryan Gosling, “I drive”

Ryan Gosling by Garysmattresses July 25, 2023