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Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.
My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!

rumpleschnopskins 

A term used in a Matt Rose video about drunk google searches.
"Your search - rumpleschnopskins - did not match any documents."
rumpleschnopskins by coolm10 April 24, 2023

Ripples in the Puddin' 

The waves on the booty that are created when fucking a woman doggystyle. Often happens when a woman has such a big jelly ass that there are creases that appear to move back and forth. This phenomenon often associated with Black Women.

Term first used in popular culture by rapper Big Boi while on the show Chelsea Lately.
When Jay-Z hits Beyonce from the back, he loves to admire the ripples in the puddin'

Rumplesquat 

A handsome young man who is unafraid of glancing at the female companions of large, brutal gangsters and yardies
Aye guy, kiss me teeth, that Rumplesquat Mo' Fo' was eyeing up my woman, I's going to bust a cap in he ass
Rumplesquat by Andross1978 April 18, 2008

The Rumples 

A Horrific and life changing disease that affects the penis. Causes large pus filled bumps to appear, and makes women grow a penis with similar effects. The Rumples are unable to be cured but can be treated with a special cream. After stroking your willy with the cream the diseases effects lessen for a short amount of time. After long exposure and no treatment the rumples with cause the diseased person's penis is explode from the pressure. The pus is infectious so anywhere it touches will likewise be infected.
Did you hear that John got The Rumples? Better stay away from him
The Rumples by realshape April 24, 2021

“Ripples Tonight” 

A phrase to tell to straight people because, ripples is in fact a gay bar
Molly: So Chris “Ripples Tonight”?
Chris: Yes, but what’sRipples”?