A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.
One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.
This will result in an unpleaseant time.
My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpsonon me last night. I had to go to the ER!
The waves on the booty that are created when fucking a woman doggystyle. Often happens when a woman has such a big jelly ass that there are creases that appear to move back and forth. This phenomenon often associated with Black Women.
Term first used in popular culture by rapper Big Boi while on the show Chelsea Lately.
When Jay-Z hitsBeyonce from the back, he loves to admire the ripples in the puddin'
A Horrific and life changing disease that affects the penis. Causes large pus filled bumps to appear, and makes women grow a penis with similar effects. The Rumples are unable to be cured but can be treated with a special cream. After stroking your willy with the cream the diseases effects lessen for a short amount of time. After long exposure and no treatment the rumples with cause the diseased person'spenis is explode from the pressure. The pus is infectious so anywhere it touches will likewise be infected.
Did you hear that John got The Rumples? Betterstay away from him
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.