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rape cuddle. when you are forced to either cuddle, spoon, snuggle, cozy up, embrace, nestle, or nuzzle someone who you want to have nothing to do with. the most common form is date rupple, where you get dragged to a movie or something and your partner thinks cuddling is inevitable
It wasn't bad until we went to the movies and he put his arm around me. He had terrible BO. It was total rupple.
rupple by tricky tractor October 2, 2010
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Similar to the coloquial term of "ripple", this term was coined by the great Stephen Van Rhyn, a South African linguistics professor. It defines how a moment of impact in one area can have effects over a far wider expanse.
"From this place, rupples shall go out"
rupple by Mikeymac&Daveboi December 6, 2006

ruppersberger 

A Ruppersburger: That guy who keeps trying to sneak a finger in your ass every time you have sex.
I gave her the 'ol Ruppersberger last night!
ruppersberger by Iguana_Airtrooper January 15, 2015

rumplepumpkin 

a term of endearment for a mischievous female partner. a kind, caring, attractive rascal
see that erica? shes my rumplepumpkin
rumplepumpkin by rascal1983 March 18, 2013

Rumpleblumkin 

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit and screaming the 'givers' name backwards during climax.

Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.
During the party we heard big Bob screaming Sudlob and we knew he was receiving a Rumpleblumkin from Boldus.
Rumpleblumkin by GBblumkins November 14, 2011
"I love you no matter where you are in the world" is the official definition. But to rapplepop someone is to love them contently
It seemed impossible how much She rapplepoped Carlos

Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.
My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!