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Runnymoon

The period immediately following marriage. The final occasion where the partners can simultaneously smile in a photograph. Physical bedroom activities reduce to once a week, monthly, then annually.
"Our runnymoon was lovely, but I couldn't wait to get home to argue and ultimately sleep in separate beds. Thank goodness there will be no more of that oral stuff." Said the wife.
by SS50 April 2, 2017
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cunnymoon

The anti-honeymoon. Rather than being a holiday taken in the aftermath of one's wedding, a cunnymoon is a trip taken by a man recently made single, where his sole aim is to get some carnal, commitment free action.
Did you hear Jason booked a holiday?
Yeah, he's going on a cunnymoon after the break-up with Sarah.

I took a three week cunnymoon in Pathos, forgot all about the lying, cheating bitch that broke my heart.
by schuu March 6, 2009
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Hunnymoon Stage

The stage in which a couple gose though in were they are completly in love with each other and alover eachother. This stage in a couples relationship normaly happens at the begining of the relationship. You can't seem to get enough of eachother. This stage my or my not pass.
Franky and Lacy never got out of the Hunnymoon Stage
by outtosavetheworld May 6, 2010
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Grunnymoon

A group honeymoon when the bride and groom invite friends to their honeymoon. Very popular with swingers
Grunnymoon
by Cyprus H November 12, 2018
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funnymoon

A vacation organized and taken by a father of the bride after paying for his daughter's wedding.
He decided to funnymoon in Rio.
by Dude714 October 5, 2023
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