Definitions by SS50

Runnymoon 

The period immediately following marriage. The final occasion where the partners can simultaneously smile in a photograph. Physical bedroom activities reduce to once a week, monthly, then annually.

"Our runnymoon was lovely, but I couldn't wait to get home to argue and ultimately sleep in separate beds. Thank goodness there will be no more of that oral stuff." Said the wife.

Runnymoon by SS50 April 2, 2017

Empathorexia 

One who has a very limited depth or short-lived compassion / care for others can be said to be suffering from 'empathorexia'

Within minutes of ackowledging her husband was in great pain, she had put him back to work at the decorating - thus displaying her empathorexia.

Empathorexia by SS50 January 2, 2009