schuu's definitions

soresome

a marriage of the words 'sore' & 'awesome', suggesting that something was so good as to induce physical pain.

Man, we had amazing sex last night, it was so good that I'm in pain this morning - it was soresome.

Did you hear that guitar solo, soresome!

I did the Iron Man Triathlon last year, it was totally soresome.

by schuu February 26, 2009

cunnymoon

The anti-honeymoon. Rather than being a holiday taken in the aftermath of one's wedding, a cunnymoon is a trip taken by a man recently made single, where his sole aim is to get some carnal, commitment free action.

Did you hear Jason booked a holiday?
Yeah, he's going on a cunnymoon after the break-up with Sarah.

I took a three week cunnymoon in Pathos, forgot all about the lying, cheating bitch that broke my heart.

by schuu March 6, 2009