cunnymoon

The anti-honeymoon. Rather than being a holiday taken in the aftermath of one's wedding, a cunnymoon is a trip taken by a man recently made single, where his sole aim is to get some carnal, commitment free action.

Did you hear Jason booked a holiday?
Yeah, he's going on a cunnymoon after the break-up with Sarah.

I took a three week cunnymoon in Pathos, forgot all about the lying, cheating bitch that broke my heart.

cunnymoon by schuu March 6, 2009

cuckymoon 

cuckymoon - The time spent after a ceremony called a (CUCK-WEDDING) where the husband gladly watches his wife and her preferred MALE sex partner consummate the relationship. The husband is just an observer whose duties include providing food, drink, money and praise for the interloper.

I felt completely humiliated and loved every minute of it as I watched David use his big thick cock to satisfy my wife Jenny (his bitch) on our CUCKYMOON.

cuckymoon by Brian (The Dude) April 15, 2008

cunnymints 

The after love breath freshener.
Mint flavored sweets that are taken after a regrettable bout of cunnilingus.The term made popular by an overdubbed comedy Japanese extreme TV show .

Gaaark! Ive got pussy breath!, better have some cunnymints before I get home and kiss the misses

cunnymints by stantd May 31, 2007

Hunnymoon Stage 

The stage in which a couple gose though in were they are completly in love with each other and alover eachother. This stage in a couples relationship normaly happens at the begining of the relationship. You can't seem to get enough of eachother. This stage my or my not pass.

Franky and Lacy never got out of the Hunnymoon Stage

Hunnymoon Stage by outtosavetheworld May 6, 2010

cunnymints 

The after love breath freshener.
Mint flavored sweets that are taken after a regrettable bout of cunnilingus.The term made popular by the TV show "Most eXtreme elimination Challenge" (MXC).

Gaaark! I don't know what I did last night, but I need cunnymints bad!

cunnymints by stantd December 27, 2008

Candymoon

The first trip, vacation, or travel done with a new significant other. Candymoons usually take place in Ibiza or Cancun, but could happen anywhere.

Hey Mike, you know my new girl Erin? We went to Budapest on our candymoon. It was do or die, but we did it. A lot!

Candymoon by lucbeauchamp November 20, 2011

Runnymoon 

The period immediately following marriage. The final occasion where the partners can simultaneously smile in a photograph. Physical bedroom activities reduce to once a week, monthly, then annually.

"Our runnymoon was lovely, but I couldn't wait to get home to argue and ultimately sleep in separate beds. Thank goodness there will be no more of that oral stuff." Said the wife.

Runnymoon by SS50 April 2, 2017