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A person who protects against nerds who fancy girls they cant have.
Hey mate, look at that hot girl!
Your such a nerd, you'll never get her.

Thats No Problem for Tom Black the RudiGuard!

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Man thank god for Tom Black, He's the best RudiGuard!
by Ben Harris! September 10, 2007
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