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rudiguard 

A person who protects against nerds who fancy girls they cant have.
Hey mate, look at that hot girl!
Your such a nerd, you'll never get her.

Thats No Problem for Tom Black the RudiGuard!

or

Man thank god for Tom Black, He's the best RudiGuard!
rudiguard by Ben Harris! September 22, 2007
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redguard 

A race in the Elder Scrolls video game series.

The most naturally talented warriors in Tamriel, the dark-skinned, wiry-haired Redguards of Hammerfell seem born to battle, though their pride and fierce independence of spirit makes them more suitable as scouts or skirmishers, or as free-ranging heroes and adventurers, than as rank-and-file soldiers. In addition to their cultural affinities for many weapon and armor styles, Redguards are also physically blessed with hardy constitutions, resistance to poison, and quickness of foot. Redguards do not share the same blood as the other human races. Their original home was not Atmora, the ancestral land of the Nedic progenitors of Nord, Breton, and Imperial bloodlines.
A Redguard, the fiercest warrior in the game, is a master of martial arts. With bonuses in Blade, Blunt and Athletics, they are fast - and deadly - warriors.
redguard by Elder Scrolls January 24, 2008
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Redguard 

A race in the game Oblivion, commonly used in the place of the word nigger because most black people dont play Oblivion.
Cracker 1: Look at that redguard's hair!
Cracker 2: Yeah, I know! Redguard please!
Redguard by Redguard Hater December 26, 2008

redguard 

the non-racist way of saying nigger, from the race in Oblivion
coolguywhousesredguard1:yo redguard u around
coolguywhousesredguard2: oh sup G that is not racist but means a black man I get it yo
redguard by brooes June 2, 2009

Redguard 

A code name for a black person. You would probably say this if you were white in a mostly black school to describe an African-American, to avoid being called a racist. (Because African-Americans get offended over everything.) The word originates from the video game, Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion.
That fucking Redguard never shuts the fuck up.
Redguard by Memorexia November 4, 2009

Redguard 

A race of warrior niggers in the Elder Scrolls. Commonly used instead of the word nigger.
Jack: Hey Rob, see that nigger over there?
Tyrone: Aye wutchu say cracka??
*Jack and Rob are then beat up*

Jack: Hey Rob, see that Redguard over there?
Rob: Haha yeah, pants on the ground and gold chains over his neck.
*Jack and Rob return home safe*
Redguard by DeltaFox January 5, 2013

redguard 

the messengers of MAO sent to kill the enemy of the state even if its their parents
tang doesnt talk as much as he used to ever since that redguard put a bullet in his head
redguard by redguard350 September 8, 2008
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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