The Brown Rudnick originated sometime during 2014 and is a slight variation from the Cleveland Steamer.
During a sex act, and after you reach orgasm, your partner turns around and squats over you, takes a shit on your upper chest region and says "I am sorry, I can't do this anymore. Please get your stuff and leave. We are finished."
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Johnny? He was at his girlfriends house last night and she legit Brown Rudnicked him."
"Damn, well give him a call, I'm sure he's gonna be down for drinks later... she was a hottie."
1. A sci-fi character played by Vin Diesel in the films Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick, the anime short Chronicles of Riddick: Dark Fury, and the X-Box/PCgame Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay. The character is the last surviving person of a species called Furyans (Pronounced fuer-ee-en). He is known for being a masterful escape artist, and is considered extremely dangerous. Prisons that he is known to have escaped are Butcher Bay and the triple-max facility of Crematoria.
2. The name of the franchise starring Vin Diesel, including two films, an anime short, and a video game and its upcoming sequel.
1. Riddick has been known to escape prisons without sacrificing too much.
2. The Riddick franchise was created by David Twohy
to create an online identity so far removed from reality that it results in actual mental instability, named for Internet pseudo-legend Riddick51PB who seemed to believe that online gaming made him a famous "athlete"
"That guy really thinks that because he playWorld of Warcraft that he can charge into a bar and fight everyone. He must be riddicking"
Riddick is a fucking god. riddick will punch you in the throat and then do your girl. Riddick is the coolest badass who ever killed someone for looking at someone wrong. this one time me and my friend were at this party and it turns out that riddick was my friends friends brother and he showed up and this one guy was like "hey jamal look at dat nigga" and riddick fucking punched him in the head. CLEAN OFF it was fucking awsome up until riddick stole my wallet and punched me in the testicles. Riddick is the real ultimate power. He is a furian, if you dont know what that is its a race of people that pretty much kick your grandma in the face, and if a furian doesnt kill at least 38 people in a day they go through withdrawls.
If you don't get off my nuts i'm gonna get Riddick over here and he'll fucking throw the pope at your head and... shit either way riddick will kill you.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.