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Roy Moore 

The kind of child-molesting idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only because he's Republican.
Roy Moore somehow still almost won in Alabama. What a sad country we live in.
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roy moore 

v. To molest little girls while in a position of authority, especially while making bullshit claims about how your aberrant and horrible behavior is justified by the Bible, or it's fake news, etc. Also see kiddie fiddler.
I beat the shit out of Mark the soccer coach after he Roy Moored my daughter.
roy moore by alcifer November 15, 2017
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Roy Moore 

Republican from Alabama who fucks children but campaigns on a family values platform. He's said to have produced Glenn Beck when he fucked William Barr back in the 80s. Also slang for any STD that you think is gone, but then suddenly is back.
Joe, stop thumping the bible; I know that you slept with your niece last night. You're such a fucking Roy Moore!
Roy Moore by Notdevinnunes November 24, 2019

Roy Mooreon 

Any low-brow, knuckle-dragging, bronze-age, backward-thinking, waste of humanity that somehow decides that a narcissistic, self-serving, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, bigoted pedophile from Alabama deserves a seat in the United States Senate.
Oh, hell no! Only a Roy Mooreon would vote for an idiot like that!
Roy Mooreon by YAWA December 11, 2017

Roy Mooreing 

Two gay men fornicating on a bench, typically in public. Named in honor of homophobic Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore, because such an act done in public would cause removal from said bench.
Did you hear? Tony and Jake were arrested last night for Roy Mooreing!
Roy Mooreing by Rainbow Pancake April 18, 2016
He's such a roymoore. He lost bigly, and he won't admit it.
Roymoore by CarolineW18 May 14, 2018
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