v. To molest little girls while in a position of authority, especially while making bullshit claims about how your aberrant and horrible behavior is justified by the Bible, or it's fake news, etc. Also see kiddie fiddler.
by alcifer November 15, 2017
The kind of child-molesting idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only because he's Republican.
by Ocelevision November 17, 2018
by CarolineW18 May 14, 2018
The reductio ad absurdum of the entire conservative movement, a child molester who continues to try to stir up fear of LGBT people as his apologists, who are also anti-LGBT, defend his sick acts on TV.
by Valerie Morghulis April 20, 2018