Definitions by alcifer

fuckjangle 

Another generic term for bad drivers on the road. Commonly encountered in Arizona.

Come on fuckjangle why are you merging on the 202 going 30 mph move your ass.

fuckjangle by alcifer December 23, 2023

assbrain 

Any person who pulls into the left lane cutting you off and then going 15 under the speed limit.

You assbrain you almost hit me.

assbrain by alcifer May 17, 2023

AK 

Abbreviation of "alta kalet:, Yiddish for an old ass crotchety person. Commonly heard kvetching about how the youth of today have it so easy when the price of real estate is going through the roof, or that no one wants to work for 3 cents an hour, or that college was so easy to pay for back in 1971 that you could work a minimum wage job 5 hours a week and you were all set. News flash folks: the good old days are gone, and us millennials and Zers can't afford it anymore.

Here we go, another couple of AKers out on a Sunday drive on a Wednesday afternoon. *lays on horn*

AK by alcifer May 6, 2023

chomo van 

Preferred mode of transportation for Matt Gaetz (R-FL). Seen frequently around high school proms, malls, and other locations minors are present.

Matt Gaetz drove home from Washington in his chomo van so he could enjoy his favorite pastime of raping 13 year old girls at the mall in Pensacola.

chomo van by alcifer July 30, 2022

hydroxychloroquine 

What you take if you're the President and a moron.

Trump is taking hydroxychloroquine to try and prevent the rona. When he strokes out he'll be in the running for a Darwin Award!

hydroxychloroquine by alcifer May 18, 2020

democrap 

Shady, insider, and/or illegal dealing by the DNC and its cohorts/cronies.

Tulsi Gabbard isn't in the debate because of a bunch of democrap.
The Democrats will lose to Trump again if democrap causes Joe Biden to be the nominee.
Bernie Sanders takes less democrap than the other contenders and therefore you should vote for him.

democrap by alcifer December 10, 2019

offense

What your local sports team sucks at.

Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.

offense by alcifer December 10, 2019