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Rows of Ashes of Roses 

A really good Cybergrind band from Kansas City, Missouri!
Consists of:
Grayson DeLong (vocals, drums, midi instruments, otamatone, ukelele, air horn)
Elderoak (vocals, production, midi instrument)
person 1: have you ever heard of Rows Of Ashes Of Roses?
person 2: yeah i discovered them on spacehey! their new album lmaocore is really good!
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He who walks behind the rows 

A corn God from the movie "Children of the corn"
Did you really think that He Who Walks Behind The Rows would allow you to escape?

maíz rows

When Mexicans slick their hair back, but comb through it, making extremely defined rows.
Juan Pedro has some serious maíz rows goin' on.
maíz rows by s-dub69 May 17, 2008

corn rows 

hair style commonly seen worn by african americans
yo dawg, check out dem corn rows on dat girl
corn rows by DeMiND July 1, 2004

porn rows 

braiding your pubes in corn rows
Hey Jerry, my girlfriend just got porn rows!
porn rows by the nippler August 17, 2014

Ass Rows 

It's like corn rows, but with ass hair
Garret: "Do you wanna fuck tonight?"
Ross: "Nah I just got my ass hair put into ass rows."
Ass Rows by myurbandicktionary October 12, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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