rowser 

Rowser is an evil creature in a High School far, far away. He claims to be the assistant principal but in reality, his only human aspect is his head. The rest of his body is that of Bowser, a character in the popular "Mario" video game series. He's obsessed with two things; pie and torturing children.

His arch nemesis is the Latin teacher at a high school, far, far away. His name is Matthew and he dresses in tight tights and wears a feathered cap. He rides a pony on his quest to defend Peach, before he realizes that she's an ugly slut.

Dude, that guy is such a jerk, he's almost as bad as Rowser

rowser by Sarahsadork March 30, 2008

Tryhard Rower 

A tryhard rower is a idiot that is too stupid to do anything related to academics so they have to join a sport that requires zero thinking processes and wave their arms around and flex their none existent muscles infront of all the intelligent human beings. Common names for tryhard rowers are: Ewan, Riley, Dylan, Braden, Martin and Nick. Tryhard Rowers also likes to eat bad pasta and drink badly mixed power drinks at the rowing races.

Oh Nick is being a tryhard Rower, he is getting teary and mad because we are not trying hard enough.

Tryhard Rower by killerkermit04 February 17, 2019

rodserlingesque 

In reference to Rod Serling, the creator and creepy narrator of the original Twilight Zone TV episodes from the '60s when an occurance or an event is so bizarre that it's similar to something that might happen in one of the episodes. Less shock and fright but more paranormal, spooky, that skin crawling feeling you get when your extremely piss-drunk uncle accidentally gets into bed with you.

"Your uncle climbed into bed with me last night."
" What? I beat him to death years ago when he tried to molest me... in that bed."
"A ghost?! OMG! How rodserlingesque! 'Cuz he sure seemed real to me when he... uh... he um... never mind."

rodserlingesque by The Vanilla Godzilla December 11, 2017

roserussells 

A talented and caring editor on TikTok.

“Hey did you see that hope edit roserussells made an hour ago? It’s a gem, like her.”

roserussells by hahahahalolpl February 10, 2022

Robservation 

Robservation is the act of keeping a look out in your house because you think you're going to get robbed.

Has totally nothing to do with people called Rob.

Four houses on my street have been broken into in the last week so I'm putting my house under robservation.

Robservation by Rob Vile May 11, 2010

rower 

rowers: a group of people who voluntarily go outside at 5:30 am to practice. They row through sun, rain, snow, and 12 degree weather. They carry their $30,000 boats over their heads down slippery docks with a serious lack of traction. Clothing articles of choice are spandex,sweatpants, and more spandex, which is good for showing off their super hot, super huge quad muscles. They have been known to spend 12-14 hours on a bus together to travel to races in horrible weather. For 6 weeks during winter training, these deranged athletes ravage and ruin their bodies on ergs (read: the rowing machines you incorrectly use at the gym) for the satisfaction of seeing a good time on their screen. They can jump on waist-high boxes on one leg, run faster than you, and they can probably bench press your body weight. While they normally have a lame to nonexistent social life, they completely shut down during coach-induced dry season. This is the life of a rower.

come to any race where you can find the lovely ladies of West Virginia University

rower by erin mclaughlin...co-authored by katie baylor May 13, 2005

trouser-rouser 

a big hardon in your pants

every time she takes her top off it's a real trouser-rouser

trouser-rouser by woodpile January 20, 2010