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Nightly Routine
The hip new trend of masturbating before bed. Popular amongst young millennials, Gen Z, and other suburban youth.
Nightly Routine by Genius123321456654 March 22, 2020
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routini • Routinified • Routinized • routing • routine • roTINI • Rotini'd • roudini • rouininou • routin'
knee slap routine
The English goodbye where You slap your knees and say "Right!" which means "I should've left two hours ago but was too polite to interrupt you”
Billy slaps his knee, thus starting the knee slap routine “Right! I should be off now!”
(Meaning he should’ve left 2 hours ago but was being too nice)
(Meaning he should’ve left 2 hours ago but was being too nice)
knee slap routine by Sandwich Lovers June 11, 2018
Nightly Routine
Nightly Routine by Namssa96 March 21, 2020
Routine
An arbitrary word used by management officials to blur the lines of clarity when clearly losing an argument with an employee or an employee organization or when implementing something without a clear need to do so.
That issue isn't worth addressing. It doesn't happen routinely nor does it rise to the threshold of what we would consider routine.
Routine by Ricky Road March 4, 2019
dead phone routine
A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.
The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:
1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."
1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."
dead phone routine by Moggraider April 29, 2014
routition
routition by Pretty poo poo May 7, 2018
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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