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Round for Pound 

Being lead into a bathroom where you find yourself in between three men circled around you...you black out and then find yourself woken up to a dick in your ear, eyelid, and a mud pipe being shoved up your peehole
"I went to a rest stop the other day and I got a Round for pound"
Round for Pound by Mcchickenboi December 9, 2018

Ground Pound Round 

The act of fucking a female or fat male, then, while holding her/him, tilt her/him backwards and start slaping his/her titties like bangos.
Pnut- I'm horny.
Mitchless- Give me a Ground Pound Round.
Pnut- Ehhh, nah'. I'm average cuuh'.

round as a pound

colloquial saying establishing the round shape of an object in comparison to the shape of the British pound coin.
That orange is as round as a pound.

Round and Brown Pound 

An act of personal pleasure while watching exotic and erotic video content. This act involves watching erotic films that differ from the individuals normal preference or genre.
Dan: I had an evening alone last night, and I was feeling a tad feisty and looking for something different. I got onto a strange site, and next thing you know, I'm enjoying slow and sensual pleasure while watching Asian and Afro-American porn.

Jack: Sounds like you had a lil' Round and Brown Pound.
Round and Brown Pound by droopscrotty November 15, 2017

Sound as a pound in a mound that’s round 

Similar to "Sound as a pound". If something is as sound as a pound, it is very good or reliable.
Boss: This project schedule sound as a pound in a mound that’s round.
Me:

'round poundin

also known as earning yo vag badge, round poundin is the female equivalency of circle jerkin
i just walked in on your moms 'round poundin...sweet!
'round poundin by 5 point August 16, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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