rotten bananas
The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addition to covering the person in smelly pulp, there's actually a good chance of putting out their eye.
COMEDIAN: So, what's up with the black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of them? Sounds like something George Bush came up with!
SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*
COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!
SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*
COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!
rotten bananas by Little Nerd May 6, 2006
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