BlumpKING's definitions

rotten banana

A penis covered in post-anal sex excrement. (Usually sucked immediately afterwords)

After i fucked her ass, sally sucked my rotten banana.

by BlumpKING July 30, 2004

frozen freighttrain

Shitting on a plate, pouring water over it, sticking it in the freezer, then several hours later, fucking a chick with the man made, shit dildo.

I knew barbara loved me when she let me give her a frozen freighttrain.

by BlumpKING July 30, 2004

stooge

During sexual intercourse, gouging the eyes, slapping the faCE, and pieing the face of the female, by the male.

I was fucking her hard, so i gave her a stooge.

by BlumpKING July 30, 2004

cobbler

the act of busting a load on a girls face, then her wiping it on her index finger, and jamming that finger straight up your ass.

As soon as i got off on her face, sally gave me a real deep cobbler.

by BlumpKING July 30, 2004