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ROTFLMFAOPIMP 

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off peeing in my pants.
Person 1: I'm gay
Person 2: ROTFLMFAOPIMP
ROTFLMFAOPIMP by Zenith Xan December 20, 2004

roflmaotid

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass of till I die.
4:05 (leet0r) I tend to have baths in the bath
4:05 (Guy) omfg, roflmaotid
roflmaotid by Veracon September 11, 2004

rotflmaolidgas

rolling on the floor laughing my ass of like i don't give a shit.
(in im)
me: hey, guess what. i got a 49 on math test.
stupid ass friend: really, i got a 99, rotflmaolidgas. you so stupid! mwahaha.
me: drop dead.
me has logged off at 12:59:59 EST.
stupid ass friend: you still there?
me's auto answer: you go away, stupid carpet licker. I have a life.
rotflmaolidgas by EugenidesPerseus February 16, 2008

roflmfaotisc 

Another term for rolling on floor laughing my f**ckin ass off but a new twist......Rolling on floor laughing my f**ckin ass off til i start crying
person:Yo dude this happend and.....
Person 2:omg r u serious!!! roflmfaotisc
roflmfaotisc by Nicole Clark January 27, 2008

ROTFLMFAOAICGU

An acronym commonly used by seniors in response to a funny comment; Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off And I Can't Get Up
comment: I've run out of Depends.
reply: ROTFLMFAOAICGU
ROTFLMFAOAICGU by rjratman November 3, 2012

ROTFLMFAOWTIME

1.An internet expression of laughter at something humerous.

2. Stands for "Rolls On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes"
ROTFLMFAOWTIME by Whit H. August 4, 2003
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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