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roflmfaouid 

R:rolling O:on F:floor L:laughing M:my F:fucking A:ass O:off U:until I:I D:die
Friend says: watch this goes to jump a trashcan ends up in it and now you ROFLMFAOUID
roflmfaouid by superfail1232 September 6, 2012
Words you can keep

ROFLMFAOWISMWTFK 

abbreviation for "Rolling on (the) floor laughing my fucking ass off while i smack myself with the fucking keyboard"
(Online Chat)
Person 1: (insert funny line here)
Person 2: ROFLMFAOWISMWTFK
ROFLMFAOWISMWTFK by chin0 January 14, 2008

roflmaotid

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass of till I die.
4:05 (leet0r) I tend to have baths in the bath
4:05 (Guy) omfg, roflmaotid
roflmaotid by Veracon September 11, 2004

roflmfaowdacot 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off While Drinking A Cup Of Tea(ROFLMFAOWDACOT)
*lol*
*rofl*
*lmfao*
*roflmfaowdacot*
roflmfaowdacot by OMFGWTFUX@URMOM November 17, 2004

roflmfaotisc 

Another term for rolling on floor laughing my f**ckin ass off but a new twist......Rolling on floor laughing my f**ckin ass off til i start crying
person:Yo dude this happend and.....
Person 2:omg r u serious!!! roflmfaotisc
roflmfaotisc by Nicole Clark January 27, 2008

ROFLMAOUIVSM

A composite word using common (and not so common) internet acronyms.

Here is a break down:
Rofl : Roll On Floor Laughing
MAO : My Ass Off
UIVSM : Until I Violently Soiled Myself

Used to show that you found something so incredibly funny that you lost control of your anal sphincter in an extremely violent way.
First seen on LED boards at a Blue Man Group stage performance.
Friend: *Insert particularly hilarious joke*
You: Oh man I just Roflmaouivsm!!
ROFLMAOUIVSM by Weaseal December 30, 2008

ROFLMFAOUIC 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing A** Off Until I Cry
I can't believe you said that, I spent the last 10 minutes ROFLMFAOUIC'ing, I can't even see straight.
ROFLMFAOUIC by Mitch Hamilton May 29, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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