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ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out the door and down the street and into the path of an oncoming truck
Mr. X: *Tells an extremely funny joke*
Mr. Y: ROFLMAOOTDADTSAITPOAOT
Mr. Y: *gets killed by a truck*

ROFLMAOWTIME 

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes
Ha, ha! That was funny. ROFLMAOWTIME.
ROFLMAOWTIME by Tom April 3, 2003

roflmaoaicscismp 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants
Guy nr. 1: Here's a joke: JOKE!!!!!
Guy nr. 2: roflmaoaicscimp!!! That's funny!
roflmaoaicscismp by Eirik May 7, 2005

Roflmation

Any variation of "ROFL" (Rolling on floor laughing), that can be screamed in non-internet, public situations by means of a modifying suffix.

See also: Roflcopter, Roflcakes, Roflsaurus, Roflmobile, Roflopolis...
It was rather annoying when she kept screaming roflmations all up in mah grill, so I pimp-slapped her.

roflmaozedong 

The young communist roflmaozedonged as he stole his friend's little red book.
roflmaozedong by Leon Lai June 15, 2003

ROFLMAOWTIMEASIMP 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes and shit in my pants.
ROFLMAOWTIMEASIMP by Anonymous January 2, 2003
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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