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ROFLMFAOWISMWTFK 

abbreviation for "Rolling on (the) floor laughing my fucking ass off while i smack myself with the fucking keyboard"
(Online Chat)
Person 1: (insert funny line here)
Person 2: ROFLMFAOWISMWTFK
ROFLMFAOWISMWTFK by chin0 January 14, 2008

roflmaotic 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Cry
when lucas,sam,and ramon saw chans penis it was a 'ROFLMAOTIC' situation!
roflmaotic by lsrtag August 1, 2008

roflmaotic 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Cry
lucas got pantsed which exposed his small penis. it was a roflmaotic situation
roflmaotic by dickmouth123 August 6, 2008

ROFLMFAOTIRTWYSWEF 

rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass then i realize that what you said wasnt even funny
dude: my cat is drinking my milk

other dude: ROFLMFAOTIRTWYSWEF really?
dude : _-_

ROFLMFAOUIC 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing A** Off Until I Cry
I can't believe you said that, I spent the last 10 minutes ROFLMFAOUIC'ing, I can't even see straight.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026