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ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off till tears came out of my eyes and snot came out of my nose
(in a chat window)

a: dude...check this out!!! <insert super funny link here>
a: (5 minutes later) you there?
b: (15 minutes later) DUDE!!! ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN!!! OMG OMG!!!

roflmaotic 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Cry
when lucas,sam,and ramon saw chans penis it was a 'ROFLMAOTIC' situation!
roflmaotic by lsrtag August 1, 2008

roflmaotib 

The 'tib' is 'til it burns'. So, the phrase is rolling on the floor laughing my ass 'til it burns.
I saw this guy the other carry boxes to his car & all of the sudden, he trips over the sidewalk. I was roflmaotib.
roflmaotib by The Zeusian December 6, 2009

roflmaotic 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Till I Cry
lucas got pantsed which exposed his small penis. it was a roflmaotic situation
roflmaotic by dickmouth123 August 6, 2008
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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