One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.
Jim: Hey Mark what's up?
Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.
Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!
Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.
Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!
Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
by acelticsfan November 17, 2010
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by CSB November 4, 2005
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The act of reaching orgasim by simply looking at your fantasy football team or pleasuring yourself while thinking about how good your team looks on paper.
After a trip to the bathroom during round twelve of the draft many other owners acused jim of rosterbation because he wouldnt stop talking about his team.
by chuckie3sticks September 17, 2010
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by PhoenixJ October 23, 2005
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by MJEFF October 3, 2011
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Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.
While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.
Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.
While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.
by WillFos May 9, 2013
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Kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after Rondo dropped 20 dimes.
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