Definitions by PhoenixJ

ninjer 

A ninja that hails from the interweb and is more awesome than a normal ninja ever could be.

zomg it r ninjers!!!!!11

ninjer by PhoenixJ June 6, 2007

o noes 

What you say when something goes horribly, horribly wrong.

My arm fell off.

..

O NOES!

o noes by PhoenixJ July 22, 2006

rasterbator 

A popular website and computer program that enlarges images and exports them to a PDF, which you can print out, tape together, and hang up like a poster.

Meloncat? Pop it into the rasterbator and hang it up on that doorway!

rasterbator by PhoenixJ October 23, 2005

Splash end 

A splash end page is a splash page for a website that has no apparent way to enter into the main part of the site. Comes from the phrases Splashpage and Dead end

"I went to your website, but it just opened up a splash end page."
"Haha. Are you stupid or something? All you need to do to get in is double right click the top left corner of the screen and type in the year that my cousin Frank was born in, then navigate through the maze and save the princess. Duh."

Splash end by PhoenixJ September 12, 2005

stfubomb

A phrase similar to lollerskates and roflcopter, using the acronym STFU (shut the fuck up)

John: STFUBOMB!
(Everybody stops talking and stares at John like he is a lunatic)

stfubomb by PhoenixJ February 3, 2005