Rosterbation

The act of reaching orgasim by simply looking at your fantasy football team or pleasuring yourself while thinking about how good your team looks on paper.

After a trip to the bathroom during round twelve of the draft many other owners acused jim of rosterbation because he wouldnt stop talking about his team.

Rosterbation by chuckie3sticks September 17, 2010

Drosterbation 

Taking video of oneself masturbating then subsequently taking video of oneself masturbating to aforementioned video of oneself masturbating. Leveraging the droste effect similar to a hall of mirrors leading to an infinite loop of masturbating to video of onself masturbating to a video of oneself masturbating...

Haggs intelligently implemented drosterbation last weekend which in effect renders him trapped in an endless loop, I doubt he will be seen again.

Ghouds prefers drosterbation over women.

Mario somehow managed to impregnate himself via drosterbation .

Drosterbation by Ghouds November 9, 2019

rossturbation 

To masturbate in a changing room at Ross. Made up by Ross stolen by me and defined by Jett.

Jimmy loves to rossturbate in the changing rooms. He got kicked out and handed a note saying he could come back for rossturbation.

rossturbation by ShmowFace December 20, 2014

rasterbation 

The act of printing a large image on several pieces of paper to tape together into a poster.

The image was too large for his printer, so he had to resort to rasterbation.

rasterbation by MisterPD May 27, 2006

rasterbating 

Resizing an image larger to fit on many pages. These are then printed out and placed side by side to recreate a large poster of the original image. Usually the image is also modified to be made up of small dots, similar to old comics.

"That poster is huge, it must have cost you hundreds."
"No, Wendy taught me about rasterbating, it only ended up costing like $10."

rasterbating by Chris DeHaan May 20, 2008

roadsterbation 

When you have a roadboner and decide to go ahead and make it better. Usually done on a less-traveled road, or when in a large vehicle not easily seen into. (A rig or large truck.)

Usually pretty intense, since the element of exhibitionism is there in force.

Also, be sure to have a handrag or burger king napkin handy.

Damn, I got a roadboner after seeing that cuteass little redhead at that last stoplight. I guess I better jerk off as I drive. Classic Roadsterbation.

roadsterbation by Mouthwash June 22, 2006

Rosturbating 

A term used while showing extreme pleasure in one's fantasy sports line-up. Originated in the FX show, The League.

Ruxin: Ohh, look at this board
Jenny: It looks good
Ruxin: Just look at my line up
(Grunts)(Moans)
Kevin: Can you stop rosturbating please?

Rosturbating by BrokeN! September 20, 2010