ronching 

When you eat a dick so hard it makes a squidgy almost creamy sound.

Yo I was with my guy kyle and I was ronching him so hard

ronching by RJLOVER538 July 10, 2021

Rooching 

Someone who dates, or is with a girl because he knows he can't do any better than her or won't try. Someone who is rooching is considered a Rooch.

A: Man, what is Ryan doing over there with that fifty year old fat chick, he shouldn't settle for that?
B: Meh, Hes rooching.
A: what a Rooch.

Rooching by orepsmaharg June 21, 2011

Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.

I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.

Wife roaching by Dancerooster October 12, 2021

Ranching

Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.

Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching

Ranching by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020

ranching it 

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

ranching it by lalala45677 January 22, 2009

roaching 

The small, remaining ends of marijuana cigarettes are called roaches. Avid marijuana users often save the ends for a rainy day, as they have concentrated amounts of resin and THC. "Roaching" is the act of gathering these ends, smoking them, and getting extremely high.

We ran out of weed, man, so we're roaching.

roaching by Ophelia Corsinicus October 27, 2005

roaching 

when someone sneaks behind other people's backs to manipulate them for their own benefit. Like cockroaches, they run whenever the lights are turned on. A couple of people in particular were my inspiration for this term.

when someone goes behind your back to try to turn a situation to their advantage, that person is roaching.

roaching by roach hater May 21, 2011