ronablock

When you're about to seal the deal but corona virus has other plans...

Synonyms: Covidblock, Corona-block

"Once upon a time I was on my way to smash my girl but I got ronablocked"
"Wtf is that cunt"
"It's like a cockblock but there's nothing I can do about it"

ronablock by Melonaise September 2, 2020

Indian Roadblock 

When you want to blast your girl in the ass, but you can't cause there is a torpedo in the launcher.

You're going to fuck a chick in the shitter, but there is a turd in the pooper, thus stopping your pork sword from slaying the hole.

"I'd love to take it in the dumper tonight hun, but I've got an Indian Roadblock on board."

Indian Roadblock by davisonfire September 10, 2011

poop roadblock

when you are fingering a girl in her ass and you feel shit.

I was going to fuck Christie in the ass but I felt a poop roadblock and got scared.

poop roadblock by dunnyjake June 20, 2013

Chinese roadblock 

Setting the speed of your vehicle on the highway to that of another vehicle in the next lane that is currently driving no faster than the speed limit to punish drivers behind you who have been tailgating you for miles. This generally only works on two-lane highways.

This jackass behind me has been riding my bumper for 10 minutes. Let's set up a Chinese roadblock and see if we can get him to have a coronary.

Chinese roadblock by A-Damage April 7, 2011

roblocks 

you dumbass you can’t even spell roblox

that nerd over there spelled roblox like roblocks. what a rube

roblocks by goblins June 10, 2020

Chav Roadblock 

A large group of Chavs who stand directly across a road (Blocking the road off) to stop cars, it makes the road totally un-drivable, and is a real nonsense for road users.
The act is to block off traffic and/or block off the police, this act shows unity between the Chavs, and makes them feel very powerful.

Chav 1: Dude that Chav Roadblock pwnzed last night
Chav 2: Ye mate, that shit was wack.

Chav Roadblock by Tom Santos March 25, 2008

runblock 

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from running a mud run, relay or individual race.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from running

1. Damn, My wife just totally runblocked me this AM. Now I have to go to the zoo with the kids.

2. I would have run the race on Sunday but the runblock my husband put on me prevented it from happening. Bastard!

runblock by ultramarathonman September 17, 2012