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roflwagon 

An alteration of "rofl" created by the greatest CSS player of all time NoobasaurusRexos33
"That movie with the myspace chick made me ride in the roflwagon."
roflwagon by nooobbbiiieee April 12, 2008
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Roflwagon 

A vehicle transporting 2 or more nerds.
Man, I can't believe we're going to this party rollin the roflwagon son.
Roflwagon by Zack Alv March 26, 2008

roflwaho 

Rolling on the floor laughing with a hat on
Saz and Lee were sat chilling with the still in Lee's living room (listening to some quality dance tunes and eating Chicken Tikka Masala) when suddenly, Saz's head exploded! Lee couldn't help himself and screamed, "OMG! I'm roflwaho right now!!" And in a fit of hysterics, he proceeded to take to the floor and roll precariously, accompanied by his new hat.
roflwaho by grassmonkey March 7, 2009

roflmayonaise 

ROFLMAYONAISE is a combination of ROFL and LMAO and MAYONAISE ROF-LMA-YONAISE. Mainly used on forums and mIRC.
Noob: we0re iz mai ethernet port live?
h4x0r: omg roflmayonaise, what a novice.
roflmayonaise by Corey Elmer January 6, 2005

roflmaonaise 

roflmaonaise is a variation or roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my ass off). The naise at the end makes it appear that the person has written mayonaise, which is completely random. This is usually used to steal crowds of laughing people from a comedic person in a chat. This is can also be a gamble, because if the typer of said new joke does not work, he is shunned and booed and wtf-ed.
larrycabledude:. . .and that went down faster than a bottole of vodka at couryney love's house.
chatter1:lol
chatter2:lol
chatter3:lol
XxjokestealerxX:roflmaonaise!
chatter1: wtf???
chatter1:rofl
chatter2:rofl
chatter3:rofl
roflmaonaise by Slatte September 17, 2006

roflmayonaisse 

A jar of mayonaisse that makes people roll on the floor and laugh there *** off. term used on internet forums.

OH YA!

put on sandwich for instant laughs.
person 1: PWNED NUB!
person 2: NoOOooo
person 1: ROFLMAYONAISSED'D!
roflmayonaisse by Schwang September 9, 2004

ROFLwagen 

ROFLwagen is a type of volkswagen and VW owner. Someone who never takes anything too seriously. ALWAYS has fun. ALWAYS works hard. ALWAYS willing to help out other ROFLwagen owners. ROFLwagens break, but they're ALWAYS repairable with the help of your fellas. ROFLwagens ALWAYS roll deep to the shows, gtg's, races and BBQ's. Most importantly ROFLwagens are from UPSTATE, NY!! Specifically the ALBANY, NY area!!
OH SNAP!! That's a ROFLwagen! ROFLwagens don't play!!
ROFLwagen by DannyboyUpstate April 1, 2009
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