Definitions by SAMMO

ROFLWANCOT 

Rolling On The Floor With A Nice Cup Of Tea.

Natural English extension of the common ROFL acronym, though not accompanied by laughter.

"Simpkins! ... goodness, what ARE you doing man?"
"ROFLWANCOT"

ROFLWANCOT by SAMMO April 16, 2014

Got the builders in

To be so constipated, only masonry utters forth.

"Where's Sam?"
"He's got the builders in"
"But he's been gone an hour"
"He's. Got. The. Builders. In."

Got the builders in by SAMMO October 31, 2013

hickling

1 to trap your balls in a vice

2 ejaculaing in a mans bottom

"man did that hickling hurt"

"id love to give you some tender hickling"

hickling by Sammo November 11, 2006