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roflshtalbopco 

When a computer user sees something on the internet that he accidentally pissed himself laughing so hard, unfortunately this makes the floor wet. A long version of this term is rolling on floor laughing so hard that a little bit of pee came out. Pronounced - (rofel-sh-tal-bop-co).

Can also rarely be used to describe eastern europeans.
1. I just saw an old woman accidentally fall into a wood
chipper, roflshtalbopco

2. I killed your whole family for a practical joke, ROFLSHTALBOPCO!!!

3. Yeah, dont make friends with him Tom, hes a roflshtalbopco.

4. My mum was really mad yesterday because I done a
roflshtalbopco all over the kitchen.

ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco
I was so sad today. I ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT'd.
ROFLSHMSFOAIDMT by awesomeselflover September 17, 2010

roflship 

Roll On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Pee
Commonly used in a conversation
A newer version of rofl, or lol
" hey wow man that was funny "
"roflship, yeah I know"
roflship by Cici!!! August 6, 2008

ROFLSHVUAKOMAIL 

Rolling on floor laughing so hard Voldemort uses Avada Kedavra on me and I live.
MSN...

Ron: Hey Harry uk?
Harry: OH SHIT! Voldermort is here...

Ron: Quick Harry hide!
Harry: He's found me and... OMG he has hair... LOL
Ron: Harry i said RUN AND HIDE!
Harry: ROFLSHVUAKOMAIL
Ron: HA! Voldemort Fail.

Roflshisms 

Roflshisms- Rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Close to Rotflshism but "the" is dropped and "myself" is split to add a more fluid sound
Person 1: Michigan just lost to Appalachian st.!

Person 2: Roflshisms! They suck!

-or- it can be used in the past tense
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Person 1: Dude i just totally Roflshismed my pants after watching him play basketball

** Since the -ed ending has been added the acronym can no longer be used, but instead it is implied that the user of the word rolled on the floor, laughed so hard they shit themself except in the past tense**
Roflshisms by Kashel September 11, 2007

ROFLSHISMMFP 

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."
n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"
ROFLSHISMMFP by Joe Bone March 24, 2005
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