Roflshank 

A joke usually said when pretending to shank someone with an unusual object.

"I will roflshank you with this plastic fork"!

Roflshank by obese dragonfly September 3, 2009

Rootshank 

Its your dick. simple.

"how' you go man? did you stab her with your rootshank?

Rootshank by whypsi January 2, 2012

Rofltank 

1. When a tank does unusual things in any sort of video game or even real life, such as flying, uncontrollable laughter or shoots out random objects.

2. When other a noob or a skilled person gets in a tank and blows up other noobs or skilled people while laughing out loud or making funny insults to cover up his noobish tactics.

Rofltank is:

A tank zooms by in the sky...WTF!!?

A tank killing hundreds in a game while the driver is saying owned, noobcake, get some, etc.

Rofltank by Forgewolf January 25, 2009

Roflhawk 

A term similar to "Roflcopter" decipting the hawk VTOL aircraft from Halo Wars, but funnier, with a T- bagging spartan sitting on top and a catapult that shoots lolcats.

"OMG tha roflhawk iz owning mai base!!"

Roflhawk by mAstuur ch33f December 10, 2009

roflshart 

Verb.

1. A rather unfortunate occurrence whereby someone is rolling on the floor laughing so hard that the exertion causes them to break wind, which, by a cruel twist of fate is not all gaseous in its nature.

2. A very quick way to stop getting invited to a variety of social gatherings.

E.g. "I haven't been invited to anything since I roflsharted at Jim's funeral."

roflshart by Dangerz August 1, 2017

Roshanke

An intelligent monkey who gets troubled by other monkeys due to the obscure area he lives in.
He also suffers with constant power disruptions due to the poor state of the country he lives in.

Man, imagine being roshanke...

Roshanke by nekolover69 December 28, 2022

ROFLSHINANAGINS 

another thing i made up since i cant afford a patent this is sort of my way of doing it this si probably my last definition too cuz i feel kinda dumb puttin it up

Che1134 (2:36:18 AM): but its tha dumbest name ever
ortegabomb (2:36:31 AM): ...
ortegabomb (2:36:36 AM): i thoughtchu liked it
Che1134 (2:36:41 AM): ROFLSHINANAGINS
ortegabomb (2:37:07 AM): haha
ortegabomb (2:37:12 AM): shinnanegans

ROFLSHINANAGINS by adam fukin menendez December 24, 2008