ROFLMAOUIVSM

A composite word using common (and not so common) internet acronyms.

Here is a break down:
Rofl : Roll On Floor Laughing
MAO : My Ass Off
UIVSM : Until I Violently Soiled Myself

Used to show that you found something so incredibly funny that you lost control of your anal sphincter in an extremely violent way.
First seen on LED boards at a Blue Man Group stage performance.

Friend: *Insert particularly hilarious joke*
You: Oh man I just Roflmaouivsm!!

ROFLMAOUIVSM by Weaseal December 30, 2008

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ROTFLMAOUISM

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off until I shit myself.

Randolph: (loud sneeze)
Antoine: "Wow, bro! That sounded like a rusty sneeze."
Randolph: ROTFLMAOUISM
Antoine: "Exactly."

ROTFLMAOUISM by iambanjoman February 2, 2012

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Related Words

ROFLMAOUIVSM • Roflmaouiwmp • ROFLMAOWISMOP • ROTFLMAOUISM

Roflmaouiwmp

A stupid way to say 'Rolling on floor laughing my ass of until I wet my pants".

Boberto: What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
Carlito: What?
Boberto: A penguin rolling down a hill!
Carlito: ROFLMAOUIWMP!

Roflmaouiwmp by RachelRambunktious May 9, 2009

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ROFLMAOWISMOP

This awsome accumulation of letters means Rolling On Floor Laughing May Ass Off when I Shit My Pants

with this acronym, you can say it like a word. Like "Roflmao"

" Roflmaowismop... need BioBreak, AFK f a sec "

ROFLMAOWISMOP by Blackout(DK) January 4, 2006

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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