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ROFLMAOUIVSM

A composite word using common (and not so common) internet acronyms.

Here is a break down:
Rofl : Roll On Floor Laughing
MAO : My Ass Off
UIVSM : Until I Violently Soiled Myself

Used to show that you found something so incredibly funny that you lost control of your anal sphincter in an extremely violent way.
First seen on LED boards at a Blue Man Group stage performance.
Friend: *Insert particularly hilarious joke*
You: Oh man I just Roflmaouivsm!!
ROFLMAOUIVSM by Weaseal December 30, 2008
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ROTFLMAOUISM 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off until I shit myself.
Randolph: (loud sneeze)
Antoine: "Wow, bro! That sounded like a rusty sneeze."
Randolph: ROTFLMAOUISM
Antoine: "Exactly."
ROTFLMAOUISM by iambanjoman February 2, 2012

Roflmaouiwmp 

A stupid way to say 'Rolling on floor laughing my ass of until I wet my pants".
Boberto: What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
Carlito: What?
Boberto: A penguin rolling down a hill!
Carlito: ROFLMAOUIWMP!

ROFLMAOWISMOP

This awsome accumulation of letters means Rolling On Floor Laughing May Ass Off when I Shit My Pants

with this acronym, you can say it like a word. Like "Roflmao"
" Roflmaowismop... need BioBreak, AFK f a sec "
ROFLMAOWISMOP by Blackout(DK) January 4, 2006

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026