ROFLMAOUIVSM

A composite word using common (and not so common) internet acronyms.

Here is a break down:
Rofl : Roll On Floor Laughing
MAO : My Ass Off
UIVSM : Until I Violently Soiled Myself

Used to show that you found something so incredibly funny that you lost control of your anal sphincter in an extremely violent way.
First seen on LED boards at a Blue Man Group stage performance.

Friend: *Insert particularly hilarious joke*
You: Oh man I just Roflmaouivsm!!

ROFLMAOUIVSM by Weaseal December 30, 2008

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ROTFLMAOUISM

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off until I shit myself.

Randolph: (loud sneeze)
Antoine: "Wow, bro! That sounded like a rusty sneeze."
Randolph: ROTFLMAOUISM
Antoine: "Exactly."

ROTFLMAOUISM by iambanjoman February 2, 2012

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Related Words

ROFLMAOUIVSM • Roflmaouiwmp • ROFLMAOWISMOP • ROTFLMAOUISM

Roflmaouiwmp

A stupid way to say 'Rolling on floor laughing my ass of until I wet my pants".

Boberto: What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
Carlito: What?
Boberto: A penguin rolling down a hill!
Carlito: ROFLMAOUIWMP!

Roflmaouiwmp by RachelRambunktious May 9, 2009

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ROFLMAOWISMOP

This awsome accumulation of letters means Rolling On Floor Laughing May Ass Off when I Shit My Pants

with this acronym, you can say it like a word. Like "Roflmao"

" Roflmaowismop... need BioBreak, AFK f a sec "

ROFLMAOWISMOP by Blackout(DK) January 4, 2006

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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