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ROFLMAOUIVSM

A composite word using common (and not so common) internet acronyms.

Here is a break down:
Rofl : Roll On Floor Laughing
MAO : My Ass Off
UIVSM : Until I Violently Soiled Myself

Used to show that you found something so incredibly funny that you lost control of your anal sphincter in an extremely violent way.
First seen on LED boards at a Blue Man Group stage performance.
Friend: *Insert particularly hilarious joke*
You: Oh man I just Roflmaouivsm!!
ROFLMAOUIVSM by Weaseal December 30, 2008
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ROTFLMAOUISM 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off until I shit myself.
Randolph: (loud sneeze)
Antoine: "Wow, bro! That sounded like a rusty sneeze."
Randolph: ROTFLMAOUISM
Antoine: "Exactly."
ROTFLMAOUISM by iambanjoman February 2, 2012

Roflmaouiwmp 

A stupid way to say 'Rolling on floor laughing my ass of until I wet my pants".
Boberto: What's black and white and black and white and black and white?
Carlito: What?
Boberto: A penguin rolling down a hill!
Carlito: ROFLMAOUIWMP!

ROFLMAOWISMOP

This awsome accumulation of letters means Rolling On Floor Laughing May Ass Off when I Shit My Pants

with this acronym, you can say it like a word. Like "Roflmao"
" Roflmaowismop... need BioBreak, AFK f a sec "
ROFLMAOWISMOP by Blackout(DK) January 4, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026