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roflcimp 

abbr: rolling on the floor laughing, cumming in my pants

Derivative of roflpimp (rofl pissing in my panties)
Idiot #1: hey i supermanned chris crocker last night.
Idiot #2: Hahaha wtf!! roflcimp
roflcimp by butterz April 15, 2008
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ROFLPIMP 

Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing, Peed In My Pants.
Dude 1: u know dat new game age of conan? rly rox

Dude 2: ROFLPIMP
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roflpimptime 

Rolling on the floor laughing pissing in my pants tears in my eyes.
Teh way he ate his hamburger had me ROFLPIMPTIME-ing. Lolz.
roflpimptime by LONGMAN May 7, 2008

ROFLJIMP 

An acronym which stands for "rolling on floor laughing, jizzing in my pants." Appropriate in situations when something funny and sexy/awesome occurs simultaneously.
man 1: I just pranked my super model girlfriend by putting flour in her hair dryer, she's covered in white stuff!!

man 2: lolol *ROFLJIMP*
ROFLJIMP by Brodo's Bagels December 1, 2010

roflpimpwtime 

short for
Rolling On Floor Laughing, Pissing In My Pants With Tears In My Eyes
Person A: YOU ARE A FXXXING GENIUS!!!!!!!!
Person B: fucksksksksksing genius?
Person A: roflpimpwtime
roflpimpwtime by The Devilish Dante December 29, 2007

ROFLPIMP 

rolling on floor laughing pissing in my pants
dude:omg thats hilarious
dude-et: ROFLPIMP
ROFLPIMP by XxxANNAxCORExxX March 7, 2007

ROFLPIMP 

Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
Peeing
In
My
Pants
"OMG sammy did you see that dorks outfit!!? roflpimp ahaha!"
ROFLPIMP by JOSBABY January 27, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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