ROFLJIMP

An acronym which stands for "rolling on floor laughing, jizzing in my pants." Appropriate in situations when something funny and sexy/awesome occurs simultaneously.

man 1: I just pranked my super model girlfriend by putting flour in her hair dryer, she's covered in white stuff!!

man 2: lolol *ROFLJIMP*

by Brodo's Bagels December 1, 2010

ROFLPIMP

Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing, Peed In My Pants.

Dude 1: u know dat new game age of conan? rly rox

Dude 2: ROFLPIMP

by Lucas McLeet O'Haxxor June 16, 2008

roflpimptime

Rolling on the floor laughing pissing in my pants tears in my eyes.

Teh way he ate his hamburger had me ROFLPIMPTIME-ing. Lolz.

by LONGMAN May 7, 2008

roflpimpwtime

short for
Rolling On Floor Laughing, Pissing In My Pants With Tears In My Eyes

Person A: YOU ARE A FXXXING GENIUS!!!!!!!!
Person B: fucksksksksksing genius?
Person A: roflpimpwtime

by The Devilish Dante December 29, 2007

ROFLPIMP

rolling on floor laughing pissing in my pants

dude:omg thats hilarious
dude-et: ROFLPIMP

by XxxANNAxCORExxX March 7, 2007

ROFLPIMP

Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
Peeing
In
My
Pants

"OMG sammy did you see that dorks outfit!!? roflpimp ahaha!"

by JOSBABY January 27, 2009

roflcimp

abbr: rolling on the floor laughing, cumming in my pants

Derivative of roflpimp (rofl pissing in my panties)

Idiot #1: hey i supermanned chris crocker last night.
Idiot #2: Hahaha wtf!! roflcimp

by butterz April 15, 2008