rofflemayo 

roffle mayo simply means "roflmao" but pronounced as roffle mayo. it means Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

"Roffle Mayo !! i cum in her eye !!!"

rofflemayo by Stolichnaya August 26, 2003

rofflemayo 

rollin on the floor laughin my arse off

dude rofflemayo, u got pooned

rofflemayo by Luc-ass June 16, 2005

roffle mayo 

originated from ROFLMAO. geek acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off".

Did you see that guy get his cock stuck in the vacuum cleaner? Roffle fucking mayo!

roffle mayo by touchy g October 3, 2003

roflnmayonause 

A type of condiment that brings you lol's and tastes good on a hot dog.

Andrew: i would like some Roflnmayonause with my uber hot dog
Conner: im not a salesman... idiot
Andrew: Soi soi soi you sell your dick to others
Landon: Eww.. conner your a sick freak
Conner: Sigh i hate mai life ooo wanna suck mai dick?
Andrew: he does (points to landon)
conner: LANDON OPEN WIDE
Landon: k

roflnmayonause by lolrus abuser May 19, 2008

roflmayonaise 

ROFLMAYONAISE is a combination of ROFL and LMAO and MAYONAISE ROF-LMA-YONAISE. Mainly used on forums and mIRC.

Noob: we0re iz mai ethernet port live?
h4x0r: omg roflmayonaise, what a novice.

roflmayonaise by Corey Elmer January 6, 2005

roflmayonaisse 

A jar of mayonaisse that makes people roll on the floor and laugh there *** off. term used on internet forums.

OH YA!

put on sandwich for instant laughs.

person 1: PWNED NUB!
person 2: NoOOooo
person 1: ROFLMAYONAISSED'D!

roflmayonaisse by Schwang September 9, 2004

Roflmayo 

When someone jizzes in a jar of mayonnaise, Mixes it up and puts it back in the fridge.

Bob: Oh god...WTF is wrong with this mayonnaise

Joe: I forgot to tell you i made some roflmayo this morning

Bob: *barfs*

Roflmayo by OneSound September 13, 2009