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rofflemayo 

rollin on the floor laughin my arse off
dude rofflemayo, u got pooned
rofflemayo by Luc-ass June 16, 2005

roffle mayo 

originated from ROFLMAO. geek acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off".
Did you see that guy get his cock stuck in the vacuum cleaner? Roffle fucking mayo!
roffle mayo by touchy g October 3, 2003

roflnmayonause 

A type of condiment that brings you lol's and tastes good on a hot dog.
Andrew: i would like some Roflnmayonause with my uber hot dog
Conner: im not a salesman... idiot
Andrew: Soi soi soi you sell your dick to others
Landon: Eww.. conner your a sick freak
Conner: Sigh i hate mai life ooo wanna suck mai dick?
Andrew: he does (points to landon)
conner: LANDON OPEN WIDE
Landon: k

roflmayonaise 

ROFLMAYONAISE is a combination of ROFL and LMAO and MAYONAISE ROF-LMA-YONAISE. Mainly used on forums and mIRC.
Noob: we0re iz mai ethernet port live?
h4x0r: omg roflmayonaise, what a novice.
roflmayonaise by Corey Elmer January 6, 2005

roflmayonaisse 

A jar of mayonaisse that makes people roll on the floor and laugh there *** off. term used on internet forums.

OH YA!

put on sandwich for instant laughs.
person 1: PWNED NUB!
person 2: NoOOooo
person 1: ROFLMAYONAISSED'D!
roflmayonaisse by Schwang September 9, 2004

Roflmayo 

When someone jizzes in a jar of mayonnaise, Mixes it up and puts it back in the fridge.
Bob: Oh god...WTF is wrong with this mayonnaise

Joe: I forgot to tell you i made some roflmayo this morning

Bob: *barfs*
Roflmayo by OneSound September 13, 2009
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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