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rofflemayo 

roffle mayo simply means "roflmao" but pronounced as roffle mayo. it means Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
"Roffle Mayo !! i cum in her eye !!!"
rofflemayo by Stolichnaya August 26, 2003
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rofflemayo 

rollin on the floor laughin my arse off
dude rofflemayo, u got pooned
rofflemayo by Luc-ass June 16, 2005

roffle mayo 

originated from ROFLMAO. geek acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off".
Did you see that guy get his cock stuck in the vacuum cleaner? Roffle fucking mayo!
roffle mayo by touchy g October 3, 2003

roflnmayonause 

A type of condiment that brings you lol's and tastes good on a hot dog.
Andrew: i would like some Roflnmayonause with my uber hot dog
Conner: im not a salesman... idiot
Andrew: Soi soi soi you sell your dick to others
Landon: Eww.. conner your a sick freak
Conner: Sigh i hate mai life ooo wanna suck mai dick?
Andrew: he does (points to landon)
conner: LANDON OPEN WIDE
Landon: k

roflmayonaise 

ROFLMAYONAISE is a combination of ROFL and LMAO and MAYONAISE ROF-LMA-YONAISE. Mainly used on forums and mIRC.
Noob: we0re iz mai ethernet port live?
h4x0r: omg roflmayonaise, what a novice.
roflmayonaise by Corey Elmer January 6, 2005

roflmayonaisse 

A jar of mayonaisse that makes people roll on the floor and laugh there *** off. term used on internet forums.

OH YA!

put on sandwich for instant laughs.
person 1: PWNED NUB!
person 2: NoOOooo
person 1: ROFLMAYONAISSED'D!
roflmayonaisse by Schwang September 9, 2004

Roflmayo 

When someone jizzes in a jar of mayonnaise, Mixes it up and puts it back in the fridge.
Bob: Oh god...WTF is wrong with this mayonnaise

Joe: I forgot to tell you i made some roflmayo this morning

Bob: *barfs*
Roflmayo by OneSound September 13, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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