ROFFAG
Acronyn- Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil. An explanatory term often used online to express amusement.
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Riffage
Pronounced "Riff-idge".
Normally refers to a guitar scale/melody, but can be applied to more than just guitar.
Usually one riff, followed by another in rapid succession.
Said riffs must be awesome. If they are lame and put together, you cannot achieve riffage simply because riffage sounds badass, both in context and literally.
A series of awesome riffs put together to achieve maximum badassery for a song.
Normally refers to a guitar scale/melody, but can be applied to more than just guitar.
Usually one riff, followed by another in rapid succession.
Said riffs must be awesome. If they are lame and put together, you cannot achieve riffage simply because riffage sounds badass, both in context and literally.
A series of awesome riffs put together to achieve maximum badassery for a song.
Me: "Dude, check out this riffage."
Person: "Holy Shit dude, that's some serious riffage."
~or~
Me: "DUDE CHECK OUT THIS SWEET RIFFAGE!!!1!"
Person: "This isn't riffage, man. Riffage sounds awesome, this sounds like poo."
Me: :2
Person: "Holy Shit dude, that's some serious riffage."
~or~
Me: "DUDE CHECK OUT THIS SWEET RIFFAGE!!!1!"
Person: "This isn't riffage, man. Riffage sounds awesome, this sounds like poo."
Me: :2
Riffage by MaestroMichael May 22, 2010
Rofag
A name to call someone with a name beginning with Ro- when you're mad at them. Basically adding the definition of a fag to their name.
Rofag by CockroachesAreFAT May 26, 2010
ruffage
Any number of vegetables, such as lettuce, cabbage, broccoli, and others. This word comes from "roughage," which includes foods that are high in fiber and low in digestible nutrients.