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Acronyn- Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil. An explanatory term often used online to express amusement.
Chatter1: Dopey did a penguin!
Chatter2: roffag!
ROFFAG by Jerry July 13, 2003
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Acronym: Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil-
Term used to express amusment.
roffag by Jerry July 14, 2003
Related Words
ROFFAG ruffage riffage Rofag Roffa roffal Roffalmow roffamy ROFFAP Roffat
Pronounced "Riff-idge".

Normally refers to a guitar scale/melody, but can be applied to more than just guitar.
Usually one riff, followed by another in rapid succession.

Said riffs must be awesome. If they are lame and put together, you cannot achieve riffage simply because riffage sounds badass, both in context and literally.

A series of awesome riffs put together to achieve maximum badassery for a song.
Me: "Dude, check out this riffage."
Person: "Holy Shit dude, that's some serious riffage."

~or~

Me: "DUDE CHECK OUT THIS SWEET RIFFAGE!!!1!"
Person: "This isn't riffage, man. Riffage sounds awesome, this sounds like poo."
Me: :2[
Riffage by MaestroMichael May 22, 2010
A name to call someone with a name beginning with Ro- when you're mad at them. Basically adding the definition of a fag to their name.
He's such a fag that I now call him Rofag.
Rofag by CockroachesAreFAT May 26, 2010
slang for Rotterdam, one of the largest cities of the Netherlands.
"What're you gonna do this weekend?"

"I'm going shopping in Roffa."
Roffa by LGdutch May 19, 2009
the act or plural form of "riff".
-The riffage on this CD is amazing!

-When we unleash our riffage at the concert - people will be in awe!
riffage by Corscorpii June 12, 2006
Any number of vegetables, such as lettuce, cabbage, broccoli, and others. This word comes from "roughage," which includes foods that are high in fiber and low in digestible nutrients.
Eat your ruffage or they'll be no dessert!
ruffage by Blast June 11, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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