rodwalloper 

1. wanker
2. one who deceives herself

That John Howard is such a fucking rodwalloper.

rodwalloper by Norbert Colon April 7, 2005

Rod walloper 

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

Rod walloper by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019

Codwalloper 

Noun - Middle-aged hair deficient man who takes his frustration out on locally caught seafood. Tends to use blunt objects for maximum satisfaction.

Verb (codwalloping) - to strike an aquatic Gill bearing animal with a blunt object repeatedly.

Shane used to work in a fish mongers, he's a right codwalloper.

Mr.Webb why are you covered in clumps of fish, have you been codwalloping again?

Codwalloper by Spamsquid July 30, 2021