Codwalloper

Noun - Middle-aged hair deficient man who takes his frustration out on locally caught seafood. Tends to use blunt objects for maximum satisfaction.

Verb (codwalloping) - to strike an aquatic Gill bearing animal with a blunt object repeatedly.
Shane used to work in a fish mongers, he's a right codwalloper.

Mr.Webb why are you covered in clumps of fish, have you been codwalloping again?
by Spamsquid July 30, 2021
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