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rockmonster

"yo son i gave a rock to that rockmonster down the street and she sucked my dick for it but it wasn't as good as a normal crackwhore because she is a rockmonster."
by White foolio March 29, 2004
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Mr. RockMonster

Oh, look a RockMonster.

Mr. RockMonster is a cool rock
by Mr. RockMonster July 4, 2021
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cockmonster

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."
"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."
by exactly April 3, 2003
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roflmonster

the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with
i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason
by Adam Henaghan March 23, 2008
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rock monster

one willing to do any thang possible and sometimes not to obtain crack.
Don't leave your house unlocked or the rock monsters will clean it out.
by Slow Dragon February 17, 2004
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Sockmonsteredness

n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.
"I have a lot of sockmonsteredness lately"
by master_gopher January 17, 2005
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cockmonster

(n.) Cockmonster is a protein thief. Cockmonster will suck you off beyond release. Cockmonster is a nasty beast.
That cockmonster will suck you off so good - they're pros!
by cm victim January 13, 2008
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