A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

Swinging cocklocker by Davedale August 24, 2019

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classic rocksucker

Someone, particularly a teenager, who acts like their shit don't stink because they listen to classic rock because their peers listen to rap or pop. They constantly brag about their music taste, wear nothing but band shirts, and get extremely butthurt by peers because they (the peers) aren't walking classic rock encyclopedias like they are.

Is a portmanteau of "classic rock" and "cocksucker".

See also: metalhead

Oh my gosh, Mike is such a classic rocksucker. He called me stupid because I accidentally confused two songs with each other. He needs to find something else to wear besides Led Zeppelin shirts, too.

classic rocksucker by Cookie Mischief October 18, 2012

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rockfucker

A rockfucker is the official fan name for The Viral Podcast with Chelcie Lynn and Paige Ginn.

Did you see that girl dressed like a whore? She is definitely a rockfucker.

rockfucker by rollinghomo11 June 16, 2022

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rodknocker

someone who inserts a penis in their mouthe

Hey girl you can knock on my rod. (penis)

rodknocker by Bem August 29, 2003

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