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Rockhard Dick 

a dick that is super hard that it might rip off if you try to yank it in a different positon
yo that nigga got a rockhard dick look at him beating off in class!!!
Rockhard Dick by LilDurksGrillz November 5, 2020

shock rockhard

The main character from the popular pornography “The Fucking at Rockhard Manor” written by Charles White, of which that has not yet been published, but critics have said it can be related to Rain Johnson’s “Knifes Out”. Shock is a vet turned genius inventor who attempted to build a machine that can battle the effects of PTSD. Unfortunately for him, right as he had revealed his invention, we was mysteriously “pleasured to death”. His death sparked the investigation lead by the prestigious detective Mike Mitchell.
I hope that I can soon watch the pornography that includes the illustrious Shock Rockhard

I am subscribed to MoistCr1tical on YouTube in the hopes of updates pertaining to the marvelous “Fucking at Rockhard Manor”

Jeffery rockhammer 

When you twist and punch the tip.
Dude, I was totally gettin it until she gave me a Jeffery rockhammer.
Jeffery rockhammer by DeezyJ February 7, 2014

rockhard gay sex

When both parties are hard as fuck, and want to mate with each other. They have intercourse very roughly, and they aggressively moan whilst stuffing each other with their rockhard dripping pps .
majahatis: wanna have some rockhard gay sex
ishkan: sur

Rockhampton 

The worst place in Australia. Populated by cows and fat bogans.
Jack: Where Are You Going For Holidays?
Mark: Rockhampton
Jack: Ew, Australia's Armpit
Rockhampton by SonnysGirllllll February 28, 2009

rockhardmanpig 

(Noun)

A particularly randy homosexual; a kinky filth-monger with a taste for man-on-man action
"My gay brother is such a sweet and delicate fellow, but he doesn't get excited by just plain vanilla sex.

He needs a rockhardmanpig to get him off..."
rockhardmanpig by Matt P July 4, 2005